Tong Xie Yao Feng - "Painful Diarrhea Essential Formula"
Key Sx: LV/SP disharmony with painful diarrhea (borborygmus, abdominal pain with diarrhea, pain relieved after defecation, P: wiry on the left, slow on the right)
Action: tonify SP, soften LV, eliminate damp, stop diarrhea

Remember: When the werewolf's wife got LV/SP disharmony with painful diarrhea from eating the chimpanzee he told her, "Next time will buy you a white pony instead!!!"