Yu Jin - "Eugene!" - Ernest and the Tumeric Tuber 
        Whenever Ernest got a painful stubbed toe 
        he would run in circles to promote 
        qi movement. When his wife left it broke his heart 
        and he got hot blooded and started yelling 
        at himself in the mirror to release liver constraint. 
        When he later came down with jaundice they 
        fed him Tumeric Tubers to benefit his gallbladder. 
       
      Eugene's pregnant (cc: pregnancy) wife Ding 
        Xiang was anatagonistic (antagonistic w/ Ding Xiang) 
        and gave Ernest (cc: yin deficiency due to blood 
        stasis) 
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              English Name: curcuma, aromatic turmeric tuber 
               
		 
              Pharmacuetical Name: Radix Curmcumae 
            
		 Properties: acrid, bitter, cold
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              Explanation of Key Words in this story... | 
         
         
          | painful... run in circles... promote qi movement | 
          invigorates blood; moves qi; alleviates pain | 
         
        
          | heart... hot blooded... release liver constraint | 
          cools blood; clears heart; relieves LV constraint | 
         
         
          | jaundice... gallbladder | 
          benefits gallbladder; relieves jaundice | 
         
       
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