Ban Xia - Ban Xia got banned from volleyball...
She was was driving to the game in the rain
and ran off the road and into the freezing cold swamp.
She got banned because when the cops arrived she was drunk and vomiting.
They gave her some pepto bismol to redirect her
ST qi downward. The paramedics said she was fine other than some
swelling and pain,
but later she tried to sue the paramedics claiming that while searching
for distension one of the paramedics had
fondled her nodules!
Ban Xia was incomptaible with her Fu Zi dog Wu Tou (note:
incompatible with Fu Zi and Wu Tou) when she had (cc:
bleeding of any type) and after the crash she started smoking which
caused (cc: cough due to yin deficiency and fluid
English Name: pinellia, pinellia tuber
Pharmaceutical Name: Rhizoma Pinelliae
Properties: toxic, acrid,
Explanation of Key Words in this story...
||dries damp; transforms phlegm
|redirect ST qi... vomit
||redirects ST qi downward; stops vomiting
||reduces nodules; reduces distension
||reduces swelling... alleviates pain